EPISODE X
*February 21, 1999
"Embedded
within this seemingly re-runish 3 hour radio show, Press The
Button yet again broke the sonic barrier of creativity simultaneously
broadcasting a SECOND radio show compressed through a frequency
modulator making an entire 3 hour spectrum of the show audible
only to dogs! You have to hand it to these boys: If you can't
tell them to stay up and listen, force them to!" -- Dr.
John Stockhaussen, M.D., Features Editor of the Cleveland
Monthly Spammer, February 1999 edition.
"Hundreds
of callers dialed up WRUW Monday morning to complain to management
about the chaotic noises their dogs have made while listening
to the Press The Button show Sunday night, claiming they sadistically
inserted a SECOND radio show within their program heard only
by their pets, and that this show was encouraging them to
knock over electronic household appliances like telephones
and modems. Who are these assholes and why haven't they been
shot?" - Melinda Rosen, Editor, Cleveland Underwire
Magazine, 2/22/99
"Do
this again and you're fired." - Yoshuri Sakamoto, acting
CEO of TBP, Inc.
"We
needed a theme, and it was 4 hours before the show, so while
me and Dr. A. were fucking around with our new Suni 2300 Frequency
Modulator, we thought...hey, only dogs can hear whatever goes
through this setting...why don't we do this behind our show
tonight? Dr. A. was like, cool! So he went and did one spectrum
of the show, while I went and did the other, and sometimes
we'd swap. People were pissed...dogs barked...it ruled."
- Stanley Salacy, staff member of Press The Button
"No
comment...but I will admit learning that an extremely amplified
higher frequency test tone makes a great substitute for a
dog whistle" - Dr. Asbestos, staff member of Press The
Button